24.3.08

The Night Starts Here (Alex & Felicity)

The night passes in a series of stuttering flashbulb moments. The initial spark, the burning manor, is guttering into waterlogged silence when the young man in the slightly scorched tuxedo slides a tattered manila envelope across the back corner table at the Tavern Lafayette to a hatchet-faced man in biker leathers with iron-grey hair. The biker smiles broadly, his teeth a little too sharp, and passes the young man a length of bone carved with odd symbols and decorated with coloured string and glossy black feathers. He holds it carefully, nodding with deep respect to the older man, then leaves abruptly, his beer untouched. The biker shrugs and drinks it, then steps outside to make a few calls.

* * * * * * * *

"Omar."

"Alexander."

"Are you sure you want this? I mean, even with the new arrangement with the fuzziwuzzies, you're going to have a huge-ass 'Stake me' sign on your back for the next several years."

"Dear boy... there's nothing like the prospect of iminent death to give one a surge of youthful vigour. Besides, I think you overestimate the capabilites of the barbarians at our gates. They may have numbers but their tactics..."

He pulls out his fan, snaps it open, and flutters it dismissively.

"Well... guess this is it. Thanks for the lessons in realpolitik. Don't do anyone I wouldn't do, hey?"

Omar pouts.

"I say, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Considering, as you say, I'll be facing the prospect of death nightly, I deserve a little indulgence, n'est-ce pas?"

"Omar... you seem to have me confused with someone with a sense of moderation. Salut, mon frere."

* * * * * * * *

Omar's 'Vette roars through the dead suburban streets of Kanata. The cheery cherry-red paint job sticks out like a moving bylaw violation against the pastel stucco condominiums. The pursuing Mercedes, on the other hand, resemble mechanical sharks, and they're closing in, mainly because Alex hasn't driven a stick in close to eight years. He curses at length in an eloquent mixture of Quebecois gutter French and English as the transmission jerks and shudders, thumps the dashboard, then thumps it again when the tape deck starts blasting Roxy Music unbidden.

She's sitting in the passenger seat, looking out the window with interest - she's never been in this part of town before. When Alex barely misses slamming into a fire hydrant, she turns to face him slowly.

This is unconcerning.

"Glad you think so," he mutters. There's a sharp bang and the driver's side mirror shatters, confirming Alex's suspicions that the fucking Tremere are packing heat.

She unfolds a map of the city and traces a path - not direct by any means - towards the highway. He feels her slide in easily behind his eyes, directing his movements. She's looking out the window, using his knowledge of the city to follow the map, but another portion of her attention is outside the car. One of the Mercs skitters sideways into the path of the other two, and there's a cacophony of squealing brakes and mangling metal behind them.

We may leave now.

* * * * * * * *

It's a few minutes before sunrise on a deserted stretch of highway north of Lake Superior. The young man gets out of a red Corvette with heavily tinted windows and walks around to the other side. He opens the door and helps out a young woman in a tattered wedding dress streaked with soot and browning blood. They embrace, and then he leads her around to the back of the car. He opens the trunk and helps her into it, tucking several heavy blankets around her and kissing her once more before closing it again. He throws the carved bone into the woods, gets back into the car, and drives away.

19.11.07

Seconds to the drop but it feels like hours...

Nothing to report. The current tenant is not demonstrating any particular haste to vacate the premises, despite nigh-constant bitching about the lack of space.

I am very tired.

14.9.07

FAQs and Other Crap I'm Sick of Dealing With

1. Due date is November 23. Order may be delayed due to imprecise dating methods, first-time jitters, or congenital tardiness inherited from both parents.

2. No, we don't know what gender it is, and at this point in history it shouldn't make a damn bit of difference. So STOP ASKING.

3. No, we don't have a name picked out yet. The naming office is not accepting any additional submissions at this time.

4. Just because I'm eagerly awaiting the birth of my own child doesn't mean I'm interested in hearing about / seeing pictures of / making stupid noises at someone else's, particularly if I don't know them and I've got work to do.

5. Just because my body is currently slightly preoccupied with growing another human being doesn't mean I'm incapable of carrying on a conversation about some other topic.

6. If you don't know me, don't even think about touching my belly if you want to keep that hand.

7. The Alien reference was funny the first half-dozen times. Now? Not so much.

8. Thank you - I wouldn't have noticed I was "as big as a house" unless you pointed it out. Placenta brain, you know. And no, it's not twins. I think the ultrasound would have picked that up pretty early.

13.7.07

Walked Through the Fire With a Ten-Headed Lion (Mage)

The tea was strong like whoa, but it was icy-cold so I just knocked it back. The guy stood there grinning at me, so I finally got a little ticked off about it and asked him what the heck his problem was.

"How are you feeling?"

"I dunno. Less thirsty. A little cooler. Why?"

"Oh... just wait. You'll see."

Then he just wandered off. I was starting to think that while Median and Fata and most of their crew were okay, this guy was kind of a jackass.

* * * * * * * *

"Fuck me."

Median glances at Phenex quizzically.

"What, right now?"

"No... shit. Something's happening. Where's Rosemary?"

"Went to get a drink at Lemonhead's... Phenex, what the fuck, man?"

He's on his feet and heading towards the lemonade vendor.

"Something's wrong. She's starting to spike, but it's all fucked up. Did you give her anything?"

Median steps back at the sudden fury in his voice.

"No... I wasn't even going to bring it up until tomorrow night when they light the Man up. Phenex, what's wrong with her?"

"I don't know. Get Inri."

He staggers off, trying not to grit his teeth. Rosemary's broadcasting static, but there's a steadily rising shriek of psychic feedback underneath.

* * * * * * * *

Sunset sure looks pretty tonight - it never looks that good in pictures. And the clouds look like big poufs of cotton candy like they used to have at the church fair.

I sure hope my dad doesn't find me.

Don't want to think about that. Think about something else. Go watch the stilt-walkers. That was fun.

"IAO! EVOHE!"

What?

Why are all these people staring at me? Guy comes up to me, dancing kind of jerky like a puppet. He's wearing black tights with glittery skeleton bones painted on it. The glitter shows up nice in the redgold sunset light.

"Glory to thee from gilded tomb!"

That was weird. Is it just me or are people generally acting really weird tonight?

Maybe it's me. Everything's starting to look kind of wobbly, like it's underwater. Hope I don't have heatstroke. Maybe I should go back to the van and have some water - I don't think that tea's sitting right with me.


Crackle from someone's huge sound system makes her jump, and the noise creates faultlines that radiate outwards from the point of origin. The landscape holds for a moment in a brittle mosaic of hairline fractures, and then

everything

shatters.

"Glory to thee from waiting womb!"

The lady (?) is bright green - ivy waving up her arms and legs and she's wearing a toga-looking thing, only I can't see her face properly. Her belly is glowing bright pink and fading dark to bright like a heartbeat.

"How do you do that?"

Funny looks again. That didn't sound right. Maybe I should sit down.

5.6.07

How Much Reality Can You Take? (Mage)

Inri finds her just after sunset, poking idly at the cooling embers of someone's abandoned campfire.

"Hey - haven't seen you much today."

"Yeah... I've kind of been staying away from camp. I've been thinking about a bunch of things.

"Want to talk about it?"

"I dunno that I can. It's all just so weird. I just needed a little time to figure out what I thought about it, you know?"

"Sort of. I mean, I imagine that a lot of this..." Inri waves her hand vaguely in the direction of the loudest noise at the moment, "seems... wrong? Is that it?"

"No! Well, sort of. Not quite though. It's more like... ever since my mom left, I've been wondering whether she left to get away from Dad, or whether she was trying to get to someplace that felt better for her. I mean, I don't really want to just get married to some guy and have a whole pile of kids, but that's just what you *do* in Gerberville."

"And this almost feels like too many possibilities."

"Yeah. I mean, I ain't going back, but I don't know where I do want to go or what I want to do when I get there. I don't wanna keep you all from doing whatever it was you were going to do after this, but... I got nowhere else to go. And I feel like I'm running out of time, like something's going to happen and I won't have any choice at all once it does. Does that sound totally crazy?"

"Actually, no. No it doesn't. And I don't really know what to tell you, because I don't want to be someone else telling you what you should do. But the fact that you're thinking about it, instead of just trying to avoid it, is probably a good sign. And we're not going to just leave you here or drop you off somewhere in California, because aside from the fact that it would be a really shitty thing to do, we like you. Our plans are open-ended enough that you're not going to be in the way, however long you decide to stick around, okay?"

"Okay. Thanks, Inri."

"Hey, no problem. You want to head back and cook up some cheese dogs on the fire?"

"Sure. That sounds great."

* * * * * * * *

So after that I felt a little better, even though I still didn't know what I wanted to do. And the big thing, when it happened, just opened things up even more.

But that was later on. We went back and the boys looked relieved to see us, so I guess they did like me, at least enough to worry. And everything looked better after a couple of cheese dogs and a whole mess of s'mores. I felt kind of goopy though, so I got some change out of my purse and went to grab a drink from the lemon-head guy. When I was standing there, though, one of the guys from Fata's camp came up and started talking to me.

"Getting some lemonade, hey?"

Which was kind of a stupid question, since that's all Lemon-head sold, but I suppose he was just making small talk.

"Want some tea instead? Not like hot tea - cold. Like what you had at Fata's the other night."

And all of a sudden that was all I wanted.

[TBC]

25.5.07

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