Congratulations!! You will have a lot of excuses for being crazy for the next few months. I hope you take full advantage of that and I hope X loves every minute of it.
And, okay, wrong its/it's. Because I am stu-uh-uh-oned. On prescription meds, but still. I feel fictional, and I think my bean bag Clifford the Big Red Dog is trying to talk to me.
C: Well, the narcolepsy associated with the pregnancy specifically. I've been given to understand that for the first couple of years after the birth narcolepsy is the default state.
S: (happysqueak)
G: We've got a whole list of possible names, but right now it's still sort of bloblike. Oh, BTW - I've got another ultrasound coming up. I'll remember to ask for pictures before the procedure this time around.
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The phrase 'current inhabitant' amuses me.
One couple in my social circle who conceived took to calling it "The Squid."
That this continued after the child was actually born made it even more entertaining.
R: Thanks! We're pretty excited, at least theoretically. I'll be a lot more excited once the hormonally-induced narcolepsy goes away.
T: We're still calling it "Blob".
The hormonally-induced narcolepsy *goes away*!!??
Congratulations!! You will have a lot of excuses for being crazy for the next few months. I hope you take full advantage of that and I hope X loves every minute of it.
I don't think you can keep calling a kid "Blob" after its born. That would be cruel. But you could call it Tapeworm...
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And, okay, wrong its/it's. Because I am stu-uh-uh-oned. On prescription meds, but still. I feel fictional, and I think my bean bag Clifford the Big Red Dog is trying to talk to me.
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C: Well, the narcolepsy associated with the pregnancy specifically. I've been given to understand that for the first couple of years after the birth narcolepsy is the default state.
S: (happysqueak)
G: We've got a whole list of possible names, but right now it's still sort of bloblike. Oh, BTW - I've got another ultrasound coming up. I'll remember to ask for pictures before the procedure this time around.
"Oh, BTW - I've got another ultrasound coming up. I'll remember to ask for pictures before the procedure this time around."
You'd better, bitch. Else I'll cut you.
Or just complain a whole lot. And maybe type in ALL CAPS.
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